De moppenhoek
- A.Kuiper/J.Pessoa/BR
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Re: De moppenhoek
Twee standbeelden in het park krijgen bezoek van een tovenares.
Ze mogen voor 1 dag een wens doen. Beiden willen ze een
dag een levend wezen zijn.
's middags komt de tovenares weer door het park.
Hoort ze van achter de bosjes de standbeelden met elkaar praten:
''Hou jij die vogel vast, dan zal ik 'm op zijn kop scheiten!''
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Een gemaskerde hond komt bij een Chinees afhaal restaurant binnen
en streept nummers 36 tot 49 van het menu door.
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Ze mogen voor 1 dag een wens doen. Beiden willen ze een
dag een levend wezen zijn.
's middags komt de tovenares weer door het park.
Hoort ze van achter de bosjes de standbeelden met elkaar praten:
''Hou jij die vogel vast, dan zal ik 'm op zijn kop scheiten!''
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Een gemaskerde hond komt bij een Chinees afhaal restaurant binnen
en streept nummers 36 tot 49 van het menu door.
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- A.Kuiper/J.Pessoa/BR
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- Lid geworden op: 09 okt 2017 03:24
Re: De moppenhoek
Hier kun je dus ook zitten te pinkeln
of hier
of hier
- gerard tenerife
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- Locatie: valle san lorenzo,tenerife,spanje
- HENK HERMANNS
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- Lid geworden op: 19 feb 2011 14:29
- Locatie: KERKRADE
- gerard tenerife
- Berichten: 6491
- Lid geworden op: 22 mei 2009 21:01
- Locatie: valle san lorenzo,tenerife,spanje
- A.Kuiper/J.Pessoa/BR
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Re: De moppenhoek
Ook de muizevallen gaan met hun tijd mee
- gerard tenerife
- Berichten: 6491
- Lid geworden op: 22 mei 2009 21:01
- Locatie: valle san lorenzo,tenerife,spanje
Re: De moppenhoek
Men's Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear ' the rules ' From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
1. Men are NOT mind readers
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
3. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
4. Crying is blackmail.
5. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
9. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
10. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
11. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
12. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
13. Christopher Columbus did NOT n eed directions and neither do we.
14. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
15. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
16. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
17. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
18 When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
19. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as hunting, fishing, golfing, or something with wheels.
20. You have enough clothes.
21. You have too many shoes.
22. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
23. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear ' the rules ' From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
1. Men are NOT mind readers
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
3. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
4. Crying is blackmail.
5. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
9. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
10. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
11. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
12. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
13. Christopher Columbus did NOT n eed directions and neither do we.
14. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
15. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
16. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
17. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
18 When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
19. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as hunting, fishing, golfing, or something with wheels.
20. You have enough clothes.
21. You have too many shoes.
22. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
23. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
een pessimist is een optimist met veel ervaring.
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- Lid geworden op: 09 okt 2017 03:24
Re: De moppenhoek
Een al wat oudere man komt bij de dokter en vraagt om hem eens goed
te onderzoeken. Na afloop zegt de dokter:
''Ik kan eigenlijk geen diagnose stellen, maar drinkt u misschien?''
''Ja en aardig veel ook'' zegt de man.
Zegt de dokter: ''Je moet er om denken dat je problemen met drinken niet over gaan.''
En de man: ''Dat weet ik dokter, maar ze kunnen er zo lekker in zwemmen.'''
te onderzoeken. Na afloop zegt de dokter:
''Ik kan eigenlijk geen diagnose stellen, maar drinkt u misschien?''
''Ja en aardig veel ook'' zegt de man.
Zegt de dokter: ''Je moet er om denken dat je problemen met drinken niet over gaan.''
En de man: ''Dat weet ik dokter, maar ze kunnen er zo lekker in zwemmen.'''
- gerard tenerife
- Berichten: 6491
- Lid geworden op: 22 mei 2009 21:01
- Locatie: valle san lorenzo,tenerife,spanje