De moppenhoek
Re: De moppenhoek
Wel mooi 1.5 meter tussenruimte. Op dat Ikea bankie
Het slechtste wiel van de wagen kraakt het meest .
LEO
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Re: De moppenhoek
Over vliegen gesproken. Voorzichtig met die dingen
die je wel eens hoort, in het bijzonder een vliegtuig, en niet ziet!!
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die je wel eens hoort, in het bijzonder een vliegtuig, en niet ziet!!
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Re: De moppenhoek
En de mens blijft bij het uitvinden - anti corona-virus masker
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Re: De moppenhoek
Ik weet het: het zijn zéér ernstige tijden, maar laten we vooral de humor, die iedereen toch wat op de been houdt, niet vergeten...
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
Oost, west...ook best
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Re: De moppenhoek
Heeft u dat ook wel eens dat je aan het bellen bent en dan ....
tot je een ons weegt..